If I could find a way to make doing laundry about farting, my children would do the laundry and guffaw the entire time.  I would never have to do another load myself. If unloading the dishwasher could be reasonably linked with space ships or ninjas, it would be gleefully done by my children, too. …click to continue Kale Smoothie a.k.a. “Seuss Juice”