Among a million other things…
If you screw up a cake, it is toast, garbage. If you screw up a pie, for the most part it may be ugly or imperfect but it still tastes amazing.
Recently, I called my sweet man from the road (carpool) and begged him to remove an apple tart from the oven and failed to mention it was removable bottom pan. Needless to say, his arm went right through the pan and to avoid major burns he dropped the whole thing and it landed upside down on the floor. By the time I got home, he had scooped it onto a big dish with a spatula and eaten about a third of it. So I got a spoon and helped. And it was awesome. Ugly, yes. But it tasted like a dream.
I have also turned off the oven accidentally while cooking a cherry pie with a friend. I thought I had turned off the buzzer for the lower oven. Oops. And there the oven sat for about 20 minutes steadily falling in temperature (insert 4 letter word and some hefty punctuation here in quotes). We had worked so hard. We had cut out little leafs of crust to float on the top. Ruined? Heck no. I didn’t miss a beat. I turned that sucker back on and hoped for the best. No, it was not an ideal outcome. But, it tasted great. And it was fun.
There is something that is just true and honest about pies. I think it must have something to do with the love we give it from our hands. There is nothing antiseptic about pie baking. You have to touch it, you have to get to know it, you have to work with it. Bread is the same way. You can make an entire cake without getting your hands dirty once, except for the eggs, perhaps. OK, I can’t but one could, theoretically. A pie is not only homemade, it is handmade. It is the embodiment of love.
Why do I like the image of PIE enough to name a blog after it. There are a million reasons and I will tell you all of them as they unroll off of my rolling pin. Don’t get me wrong, I bake a mean cake. I love cakes. But I love the idea of PIE.
Today’s target is Key Lime Pie. I did not use Key Limes. They are tiny and require far more effort than I like. This is a recipe inspired by one in the Best Recipe series by Cook’s Illustrated. I have doubled the filling recommended for a 9 inch pie because I like a thick, big pie. It is hard to believe that such a beautiful event can be produced from so few ingredients. This recipe is in distinct steps. Make Filling. Make Crust. Bake crust. Fill crust. Bake again. Cool. Apply whipped cream. Boom.
|Key Lime Pie...a classic|| |
- 8 teaspoons grated lime zest
- 1 cup lime juice
- 8 large egg yolks
- 2 (14 ounce) can sweetened condensed milk
- 11 full sized graham crackers
- 3 tablespoons granulated sugar
- 5 tablespoons unsalted butter, melted
- 1 pint heavy whipping cream
- confectioners’ sugar (about ¼ cup, but mainly just to taste)
- Preheat oven to 325.
- Grate lime zest into a small bowl. You will need 8 teaspoons. Then halve and juice your naked little limes. You will need 1 cup of strained juice. Separate 8 eggs, keeping only the yolks.
- For the filling, in a small mixing bowl use a hand whisk to beat the lime zest into the yolks. Whisk for about 2 minutes until your yolks are turning decidedly greenish. Then whisk in the sweetened condensed milk. Then whisk in the lime juice. When it is well combined and smooth, set it aside to firm up a bit while you deal with the crust.
- Put the graham crackers it in a food processor with 3 tablespoons of granulated sugar. Process until it is the texture of sandy crumbs. Or, put it in a resealable bag and let your nearest child whack it to death. In a small bowl, mix in 5 tablespoons of melted unsalted butter. Pour the buttered crumbs into a 9 inch pie plate and press it into the bottom and sides to form a lovely crust. Put it in the preheated oven for about 13 minutes. Remove the crust to a wire rack to cool.
- Pour the filling into the pie crust and return it to the oven to bake for 15 minutes until the pie is set, but still just barely wiggles in the center when moved.
- Cool to room temperature. Chill in the refrigerator for at least 3 hours.
- To make the sweetened whipped cream, begin to whip the cream in an electric mixer or by hand with a whisk. When the cream is thickened, but not forming peaks, add the confectioners’ sugar. Continue to whip until peaks form. Take care not to over-whip the cream or it will take on a slightly curdled look.
On a related note, this is not a pie that is the artificially bizarre color you get at some food joints. It is this deep greeny yellow with the lovely little flecks of lime. It is tart and authentic. But I have to tell you that “authentic” color made it a humongous pain in the rear to photograph. So don’t rely on the photos to decide whether to try this…just do it.
I have 2 extra tips for you. First tip, I love 1 cup capacity Ball jars. They are great for layered ice cream treats of a thousand varieties. They are great for shaking salad dressing and storing herb mixes. See the photos below of the “to go” pie. Jars are one of those little things that go in and out of vogue, sadly. Perhaps they have been abused photographically of late, but there is a reason everyone likes them. They are handy. They are durable and useful and they come in a million sizes. And, they have lids. I get very irritated with the “in” and “out” lists that pervade our culture every year. Just because something has had a renaissance doesn’t mean it has to be “out” the next year. Jars are useful, utilitarian, and dare I say cute. Yet, I’ve seen numerous opinions lately that jars are “out.” OK.
Then there are those of us who rarely change, and have the same supplies in out pantry from year to year. We laugh when the powers that be tell us our supplies or favorite foods are “in” and we laugh when we are told that they are “out” as we know that in a decade we will be deemed cool and uncool all over again without having changed a thing. Fortunately, pie is always “in.” Only an idiot would ever declare pie to be “out” although it surely has been in the spotlight the last few years.
Anyway, I wanted to deliver a taste of this pie to my friend Laura Lucia so I just baked a little bottom crust into two of the jars and filled them and baked them just like I did the big pie. They turned out great and I think would be really fun for a picnic.
Second tip, I decorated this pie by sprinkling it sparingly with sugared lime zest. To do this, I zested an extra lime and covered the zest thoroughly in sugar. An hour later they were ready to sprinkle on the pie. They are tart so don’t overdo it. But I think it was a pretty touch.
Always buy a few extras. Often I get limes that are not juicy enough. Also, you can use the flat bottom of a measuring cup to press the cookie crumbs into the bottom of the pie plate.